Hi all, the network at the internet cafe is struggling today, so you may not see many more pictures, we'll see how it does - but words may have to suffice.
Where did I leave off? On the way to Loreto I think.
We left San Ignacio and headed for the coast, Mulegé, and ultimately Loreto. The mountain passes south of San Ignacio were challenging and beautiful. We passed the Tres Virgenes volcanos and stopped for a photo op. As we rounded our last turn I restarted the helmet-cam to catch Casey disappearing around the corner (at my speed I watch a lot of disappearing), as I rounded the turn the Sea of Cortez appeared and a flock of pelicans soared by to the north. I'll find that clip for you at some point. The coast is gorgeous (save for the industrial town of Santa Rosalia) and we made our way to Mulege for an excellent breakfast of huevos rancheros and fresh orange juice. It's a nice little town, and the beaches just south of town are amazing. We'll be staying there for two days on our way back up. We arrived in Loreto (me first thanks to a generous head start while Casey helped get Fritz through another checkpoint) and found another budget-quality motel to stay the night. Mark and Casey decided to ride the off-road route up to the mission at San Javier, with Chuck, Tegan, Ryan and Rosa following in the Jeep. Mike, Rolf, Fritz and I wandered the town, found tacos, Margaritas and beer, paid to be serenaded, and wound up in another restaurant on the malecon where we tucked in for awhile and told stories. After quite some time we decided we needed to treurn to the hotel and track down Casey so that we could go out and celebrate his birthday. Just as we were about to leave we saw the Jeep and two bikes turn to corner, and waved them down. Casey and Mark both had huge smiles on their faces and had massively enjoyed the 20+ mile offroad ride up a wide river wash and the mountainside. It was the best present Casey could have gotten, and we were happy that they'd had such a great time. We stayed at the restaurant, ate well, and took turns buying shots of tequila for the birthday boy.
The next day we made for La Paz. The mountains south of Loreto were fun (more so for the bigger bikes) but once you climb back into the high desert it's a long straight grueling ride to Ciudad Insurgentes. After the mountain climb I did some mental math and determined that I'd probably run out of gas about 8 kilometers short of town. I went to reserve right on schedule, and started scoping for a rare wide spot to pull over and get some gas from the truck. About 10 miles from town we spotted the advance crew pulled over at a small store so we stopped. The wandering drunk we encountered there cautioned us not to let the dog soil the terrain, Mark politely explained that she'd been trained to utilize el bano. I looked at my gas tank and decided that I could make it the 10 miles to the next Pemex station. My my math is much better than my eyesight apparently. I ran out of gas about 7.5 km from town, and weaved back and forth for 3 kilometers - jiggling the last few drops into the fuel tap - until I found a small dirt road where Fritz stopped with me and we improvised a funnel out of discarded bottle to steal gas from the boat's fuel tank. Afterward we made our way to town, fueled up properly, and started on the even longer and straighter road down to and through Ciudad Constitucion (a notorious speed trap where we crawled through town at the slowest viable speed.)
Eventually the road turned again to the east and we knew that La Paz lay less than 100 miles away. Tired and hungry (and running out of gas yet again) we stopped at a tiny rancho literally in the middle of nowhere. The place was nothing more than a small home, the dining room was the family's, and the proprietor and his wife served whatever they had - he mashing the beans outside, while she made fresh tortillas in which she wrapped eggs and vension machaca that he'd killed and dried himself. It was rustic, delicious, and genuine. From that moment we've referred to our group as the Machaca Scooter Club (Dried Meat.)
We returned to the road, climbed the edge of the desert, and made it to the last military checkpoint before La Paz. Once in town we tried to find a room in the hotel we'd hoped for, but couldn't get more than a single night. We had a cold beer in the shade while Casey set out to find alternative accommodations. He found a place 1 block away, the same place he'd stayed 25 years before. The years have been unkind to the Hotel San Bernardino, and to it's keeper - a grumpy chiseling drunkard. It is however very cheap and well located. We packed and unpacked the trucks twice, as at every turn the innkeeper railed at us to pay him quickly so that he could go home after his long day, and telling us there was no time to get the air conditioning or hot water working. Each amenity required negotiation and a threat of departure. Eventually the A/C was turned on, the hot water provided, and the bill paid. Who knows what the normal rates are (he quickly erased the whiteboard in the office the moment we walked in) but at $17 per day we don't ask much. Despite his impatience he puttered around the place for the next 4 hours eyeing us suspiciously, offering various warnings, and suggesting that we probably owed him more money.
After settling in, Fritz mounted up his scooter for a short cruise with Casey up the waterfront. They got just a few blocks when Fritz was pulled over by a large policewoman on an ATV. She inisisted that there was a helmet law, and that eye protection wasn't enough. Apparently a city ordinance that doesn't apply to locals or anywhere else in the country. Fritz pleaded his case unsuccessfully, and the officer insisted that he follow her to the police station. Casey had seen this occur in his rearview mirror, surmised that helmets might be the issue, and (lacking his too) made a dash for our hotel. He quickly grabbed his helmet and Fritz', changed his shirt, jumped on my bike (so that he wouldn't be recognized), and left half his cash with me (so that the shakedown could only cut so deep.) He returned to the scene, acted surprised to run into Fritz, and offered him the helmet that he just happened to be carrrying. The office was loathe to let Fritz off the hook, but a local couple had stopped and taken interest, and were helping interpret. The officer seemed reticent to press her case with sympathetic locals on hand and finally let Fritz go on his way. We've since seen Frtiz' friend up and down the malecon preying on other tourists. We finished the evening at "Super Burro", save for Rolfi who is tired of tacos - he went to Applebee's on the malecon.
While I was at the internet cafe on Friday, the group headed about 15 miles north to the beach. Fritz got to get some riding in, but holed his piston about 10 miles south of town. Somehow Fritz is racking up the most stories in the least number of miles. Casey tied a rope to his bike, they wrapped it around Fritz' headset and clutch grip, and towed him 10 miles back to the hotel (the rope having been arranged to allow a quick release in case it bcame unsafe or of interest to his friend on the ATV.) We made a plan that after our trip to the Cabo, if my bike was still healthy, we'd get some garage practice by putting my spare motor into Fritz' bike so that he could join the Mods vs. Rockers ride either in La Paz or Mulege.
Saturday we took the route south to Todos Santos where we had an amazing breakfast of eggs benedict with smoked marlin and cilantro hollandaise. Todos Santos is beautiful, but has emerged as an American art colony and is becoming increasingly overrun by tourism and foreign investment. Nice for us, but apparently a plague on the natives. After breakfast we crossed the Tropic of Cancer and headed for Cabo.
We lost Casey just north of Cabos San Lucas, his bike cut out while we made our way through traffic. While he made a quick spark plug change Rolf, Mike and I got ourselves a little lost. After a wait by the roadside we hatched a plan to find and cruise the malecon, expecting to find the group there. We successfully reunited with the group, coincidentally at the southermost point on the peninsula. We'd planned to shop for souveniers and take in the waterfront, but traffic was oppressive, parking impossible and the heat unbearable. We gassed up and headed fro Cabo San Jose. The general opinion is that while a stay at one of the resorts is probably great, a roadtrip has no place there. We made our way to Cabo San Jose and proceeded to spend an hour in grinding traffic and sweltering heat. We nearly lost our minds, feared heat stroke, and learned to hate Cabo. Don't bother riding more than 20 miles past Todos Santos - really. We got out of town, regrouped and headed back for La Paz. About 30 miles south of the city we went through some great riding areas and stopped in a small town for good eats of the usual variety ( and pineapple ensemadas.)
That leg of the trip was very worthwhile. We were even happy to see our grumpy chiseler again, and his kick of the day was trying to get another $8 per day for the extra 10th person who in his imagination had joined us - we practiced together counting to nueve until he relented. An hour or so later some of the SFMC contingent arrived a day late. One of their party had crashed on the way down, broken his leg very badly, and has been airlifted back to SF. Very bad news, but we were relieved to know that he's alive and will heal. The evening ended at Super Burro, and a short stop in one of their hotel rooms to see what we are missing (A LOT.)
Where there are divided roads and controlled U-turns the signs read "Retorno". Now that we've made it to "the tip", and returned to La Paz, every mile from here on out is "Retorno".
Today has been mellow. Fritz and I spent the entire morning tearing the motor out of his glittery P200 and installing my spare. We had a few troubles but managed the job with some help from "Sweeney" of the SFMC who rummaged through a garage's junk box to find a suitable replacement for Frtiz' stripped shock mounting bolt. Casey's advice to Baja road trippers - if you've got a support truck, bring the kitchen sink. (BTW the gas and water he brought down have been indispensible, it's far easier to find Tecate in the middle of nowhere than either water or gasoline.) Afterward we headed south to the beaches to rent jetskis, but there were none to be had, so lunch was had instead.
Tonight we'll have a more luxurious dinner, join Frank & Kathy of the SFMC for tequila at their hotel, and bed down early for the trip to Mulege tomorrow. We're going to spend 2 days on the beach, taking the boat out to snorkel and dive. My pictures are now slowly uploading, I'll wait for them to finish and add a couple here. No video today, but I've shot some more good stuff.
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